May 2011
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The reason why the restrooms in Cubao Ex are so filthy is because hipsters love the irony of taking a piss everywhere except for the toilets.
August 2010
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January 2010
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December 2009
16 posts
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For hipsters: Cubao Ex is the only place where you will belong.
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Signs that it’s time to call it a night: (a) you see a dude peeing into the sink in an otherwise empty restroom (b) there’s vomit in the urinals.
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Being late for appointments is the Philippine national pasttime.
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When having sex, it is generally a good idea to avoid the following public places: the roofdeck of Strata 2000 in Ortigas, the restroom cubicle in Cubao Ex with the broken latch, under the back stairs in Sa Guijo Bar in Makati, and the second basement parking level in SM Manila.
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When stopped by a traffic cop, only the following amounts of money are considered acceptable as a bribe: 100, 300, 500 and 1000 pesos. However, if you pay more than 300, you are an idiot.
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It is a known fact that smoking reduces your olfactory function, rendering you incapable of smelling your surroundings. This is the number one reason people smoke in Manila.
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Over a hundred text messages are sent every second in the Philippines, with the most common messages being “k” and “wru,” followed closely by “hu u p0h”, “d2 na mE”, and “wa k0 l0ad.”
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Jose Mari Chan’s “Christmas in Our Hearts” is the single most played song in the history of the post-colonial Philippines. (Videoke here!)
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It is considered acceptable behaviour to drive in reverse along EDSA, as long as your hazard lights are on.
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The only potable tap water in the Philippines exists in Davao City. The tap water in Manila, meanwhile, has shit bits in it.
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There are more cellphones than people in Manila.
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To avoid traffic during the Christmas season, consider leaving for work between the hours of 4 and 6 each morning.