The reason why the restrooms in Cubao Ex are so filthy is because hipsters love the irony of taking a piss everywhere except for the toilets.
To change the weather in Manila, one simply has to have their car waxed. A light to moderate rainshower will commence soon thereafter.
When writing ads with the word “rapist” in the title, don’t link back to your personal domain.
We understand the intent here; incendiary titling makes for more clickthroughs, but seriously, domain names are cheap. How about getting an auxiliary domain that doesn’t have your proponent’s name on it?
In Manila, only someone who formerly/currently owned a penis would have the guts to dress this way in public.
Taken during the UP Diliman Lantern Parade, 2009.
Yes, that’s a man.
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Signs that it’s time to call it a night: (a) you see a dude peeing into the sink in an otherwise empty restroom (b) there’s vomit in the urinals.
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When having sex, it is generally a good idea to avoid the following public places: the roofdeck of Strata 2000 in Ortigas, the restroom cubicle in Cubao Ex with the broken latch, under the back stairs in Sa Guijo Bar in Makati, and the second basement parking level in SM Manila.
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When stopped by a traffic cop, only the following amounts of money are considered acceptable as a bribe: 100, 300, 500 and 1000 pesos. However, if you pay more than 300, you are an idiot.
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It is a known fact that smoking reduces your olfactory function, rendering you incapable of smelling your surroundings. This is the number one reason people smoke in Manila.
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Over a hundred text messages are sent every second in the Philippines, with the most common messages being “k” and “wru,” followed closely by “hu u p0h”, “d2 na mE”, and “wa k0 l0ad.”
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Jose Mari Chan’s “Christmas in Our Hearts” is the single most played song in the history of the post-colonial Philippines. (Videoke here!)
